“Kya Apke toothpaste me Namak Hai ?”- I love facebook

I was onto my usual facebook quizzes when my eyes fell on my friend Govind’s status which asked

“Kya Apke Toothpaste me namak hai ??”

This was enough to provoke something like this (see below) with the help of some more contributors namely my friends Alok Sharma and Piu Chatterjee .

Here is the list of the worst television advertisements ever…….

Govind Daga Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai!!??

Abhishek Gupta

nahi

about an hour ago · Delete

Alok Sharma

Bloody ghatiya advertisement

about an hour ago

Richi Parasrampuria

Naa.. Mere toothpaste me bi namak nai hai..

about an hour ago

Govind Daga

@ Abhishek : Canteen theke noon ne ar tooth paste e diye de.. Same effect, provided you use a toothpaste…

@ Alok : You cant use ” ” smiley if you dont have namak in your toothpaste… Haan, advertisement to amazingly ghatiya hai… lolz. Makes me go ROFL whenever I see it..

@ Richi : The salt gods are going to curse your teeth~!

about an hour ago

Alok Sharma

The ad creates such hype…!u see…if u eat healthy everyday…stay healthy…wtf toothpaste mein namak…do u think our ancestors had namak in their toothpastes??or moreover…toothpaste bhi tha kya… ……!!

about an hour ago

Govind Daga

+ it makes you think that if you do “aaaah” with your face on the cheek then a beautiful girl might come into the room or wherever you are…!! Chor log!!

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai???!!!

few months later…
kya aapke toothpaste me kaali mirch hai???

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Abhishek Gupta

Student sleeping. Wakes up with a start. Cries out loudly,
Grandmother enters.
Granny : “Beta kya hua?? Koi bura sapna dekha??”Kid: Haan daadi, maine dekha, ke mere daaton main bahut dard hain aur main exam nahi de pa raha hoon….”
Granny : Beta, pareshan mat ho. Hamare desh main sadiyo se namak ki madad se daaton ka khayal rakha jaata hain. Tu
bhi namak se apne daat saaaf kar, tujhe kabhi dard nahi hoga

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Govind Daga

jyada future mein gaya to we would be using Biryani to clean our teeth~!

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

tata sky ad………ispe laga dala to life jhingalala

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Govind Daga

Plane scene..
Passenger has something that is too much for his gums. Cries out loudly.
A *very pretty lady* comes in with a mic andh a camera crew.

Lady: Kya aapke masooron mein dard hai?… Read More

about an hour ago

Govind Daga

Tata sky ads ka mera fav line : “Blllooodddiii Picckturee Qwallttyy!!”

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

the thing to be noticed here is that it is a Plane scene … very inovative

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Govind Daga

=))

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

duniya ke sabhi dentist sirf issi toothpaste ko hi is temaal karte hain “indian dental assosiation dwara pramanit”=====pepsodent !!! Is there really an Indian Dental Association

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Govind Daga

That is indeed a very good question~! And id it is, they discuss about which toothpaste is the best… Yawn~!

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

Pepsodent Toothpaste :: raat bhar kitaanoo ke sath..dhisum dhisum dhisum dhisum

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Govind Daga

People may buy these fancy products but for me it is : Dabur Lal Dant Manjan and they always have a free gift..

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

kya aap close up karte hai?
……aap close up kyun nahi karte hain? (all in nasal tone)

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Govind Daga

And believe me on this one : There is a brand, most prolly Colgate powder, that “SUNIEL SHETTY” endorses… Who on Earth would but that?????????????????????? ?

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

I got this from net :
Tata Indicom: With Ajay Devgan in double roll! And the dumbwitted kajol too

‘Firangi log aaye hain, bijeneshh laaye hain!
Chineesshhh, Japaneeshh, Thank you pleasssh, Badtameesh!’ :pound:

about an hour ago · Delete

Abhishek Gupta

I am loving facebook very much

about an hour ago · Delete

Govind Daga

We need to have FACEBOOK ads too…. lolz. Facebook toke Creative Director niye nebe~~!! lolz… Hamare ko bhi job wob dilaiyega!!

about an hour ago

Abhishek Gupta

Kya Lux Cozy wakai Lucky hai chachoo” A boy asks Sunny Deol…
and suddenly some SAMOSAz come…….

Kuch Bhi…Kahin Bhi :

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Govind Daga

Are woh SUNNNNNY DEOL hai bhai~~!!
What about : Sawd Sugandh ka raja….. Badshah Masala!!!

59 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

and how about Zandu Kesari Jeevan

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Govind Daga

Belmont Academy of Style!!!!!

50 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Sanjay dutt and TMT sariya

and do u think amitabh eats dabur chyawanprash???..or navratan cool cool oil??

49 minutes ago

Govind Daga

If he were to be using those actually he would have been charging 50 times more…

48 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Ye to bada toing hai….;)…now for god’s sake…wtf is this toing???

48 minutes ago

Piu Chatterjee

i dont like salty toothpastes…i love the taste of close-up and pepsodent…!!!! *sheepish grin*

48 minutes ago

Govind Daga

The SALT GODS!!!!
*Yeh to bada toing hai* ——– ULTIMATE!!!!!!!

46 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Lol……!!!…feels like raymond…the complete man…since 1925…so before that,u can imagine-never was a complete man ever….:D…

45 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

kya apke pass hai…meter wala pen?

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Govind Daga

Sabki Pasand — Manikchand!!!

44 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Ye andar ki baat hai….lux andarwear;)…wear a chaddi baniyan and girls go gaga over u…and u beat so many hatta katta ppl…..

43 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

@Alok :
‘toing’ may have something to do with the tensile strength of the elastics used in underwears

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Govind Daga

*Toing might also be…..*

** Munh mein Rajnigandha, kadamon mein duniya **

41 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

……..bsnl’s ads….-ultimate!!2mbps superspeed…bsnl is all we need:D….bloody weed!!!…..

41 minutes ago

Piu Chatterjee

*toing* is a verry subtle yet wierdly cheap was of describing what sex appeal the males exude after they wear tham blasted briefs!
p.s – i do not like the briefs advertiesment billboards staring down at me from the streets!!!! :O

40 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Lycra…do u have it???

39 minutes ago

Govind Daga

@ Piu : They are not staring at you… They are staring at……

38 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Ganesh sattu!!!

37 minutes ago

Govind Daga

Boroplus and Kareena Kapoor : Dulhe ke yaar thoda Boroplus lagale… What people would do for money !!!!

36 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Jab ghar mein ho sun…tan tana tan…..god…there should have been another tan at the end for rhyming pleasure atleast!!

33 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Imagine kishan kumar in an ad…wid all the glamor babes around….raymond-the complete man!!!…….

31 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

Cheetah bhi peeta hai

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Govind Daga

Chup chup ke kyun ladkiyon ki cream lagaye…???

29 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Bru-sip lick hmmm……..is that really coffee????

29 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

Miss Palanpur… Radha Ms. Palanpur ban gai… kitne saare gaavon se log aae the.. Ab toh ye filmein bhi karegi… Kuch meetha ho jaaye…

28 minutes ago · Delete

Alok Sharma

Hum chlormint kyun khaatey hain???now if no one knows the reason,stop eating!!why beat the ones who eat:D

27 minutes ago

Govind Daga

WHAT ABOUT THE TOILET CLEANING ADS?????? esp. the ones by infamous Aman Verma…

27 minutes ago

Govind Daga

@ Alok : =))

26 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Meetha hai khaana aaj pahli tareekh hai……???now what really is that??!!

25 minutes ago

Govind Daga

Tide hai to White hai… **Swwwwwoooooosssssshhhhh**

24 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Kal raat…kal raat maine precaution nahin liya….UNWANTED 72….

23 minutes ago

Govind Daga

‘eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’

22 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Tedha hai par mera hai…..is that really kurkure u r talking abt????????

22 minutes ago

Govind Daga

“Paragon lagu babuji” — Pairon ke liye Paragon!!!

21 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Set wet….and the styles they show r like eeeeeeeeeeuk!!!just wid hairstyle ladki mil jaayegi????

20 minutes ago

Govind Daga

Fair and Lovely Ayurvedic: A woman becomes supermodel after her father gives ayurvedic treatment. Why did the father not give her the same treatment earlier?

18 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Best ad-and really nice-mentos-dimag ki batti jala de-the donkey monkey thing!

17 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

Swagat Baniyaan:: A bearish kind of man…I call him that coz of hair on his body , wears swaagat and a lady in backgroundg says ”Peheniye Swaagat Shriman”

16 minutes ago · Delete

Govind Daga

Best is the Naukri.com wala ad : HARI SADU : H for Hitler, A for arrogant, R for Rascal, I for Idiot…. Now SADU…

15 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Santan dosh…sautan ka lafda…business problems…health samasyaen…call karein baba pasha…fee only 100rs….

13 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

Voltas AC : India ka AC , Korea ka nai

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Alok Sharma

That’s nice!true

12 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Walk when you talk..

11 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Chocolate axe??????just by spraying any deo???girls are so cheap???literally??

9 minutes ago

Govind Daga

The English Guru ads…. Man have sat through the entire ads…..

8 minutes ago

Alok Sharma

Haldiram prabhuji ke????kya;)

7 minutes ago

Govind Daga

lolzzzzz…..

7 minutes ago

Govind Daga

Jab hasin ke mauke aate hain… fatfatya kyun aap chalate hain.???

6 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

safffedi tujhe salaam..safedi tujhe salaam.

3 minutes ago · Delete

Govind Daga

26 comments to 100~~!!!

2 minutes ago

Abhishek Gupta

hey put this to your blog , titled Worst Tele-Ads

about a minute ago · Delete

Govind Daga

Yeah… Was thinking about it… And credits to the contributors too…

14 seconds ago

All this went on for about an hour and half till we decided – lets stop and make this PIECE OF ART available to AAM JANTA through my blog.

Credits : Govind , Me , Alok and Piu

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Credits :

1. Govind Daga (Initiator)

2.Abhishek Gupta

3.Alok Sharma

4.Piu Chatterjee